Be Productive I say
The world can be a more productive place. Everyone must be made to work hard for a living. Here are some thoughts on how to get the most out of what we have.
COW :
I get irritated when I see cows. All they do is give out 10 litres of milk a day and they are done. They while away their time sitting here and there. But, I think a cow is capable of doing more than this. Cows, I believe, can think very well. Calm and composed they are. Dogs attack, crows stay perched on their back, but they give it a damn. They can stay concentrated. I hence recommend that the cow be used in scientific research. They make good scientists. Their calm nature also makes them good psychiatrists.
TIGER:
Strength, courage, valour are often associated with the tiger. But, the tiger is being under-utilized today . It cannot be allowed to just ramble in the jungle. It can be used in more useful things, like for eg., in the military. A tiger batallion would be an added force.
(To be continued...)
COW :
I get irritated when I see cows. All they do is give out 10 litres of milk a day and they are done. They while away their time sitting here and there. But, I think a cow is capable of doing more than this. Cows, I believe, can think very well. Calm and composed they are. Dogs attack, crows stay perched on their back, but they give it a damn. They can stay concentrated. I hence recommend that the cow be used in scientific research. They make good scientists. Their calm nature also makes them good psychiatrists.
TIGER:
Strength, courage, valour are often associated with the tiger. But, the tiger is being under-utilized today . It cannot be allowed to just ramble in the jungle. It can be used in more useful things, like for eg., in the military. A tiger batallion would be an added force.
(To be continued...)
posted by swaroop at 11:13 AM
7 Comments:
The concept that we discussed that day of cross-breeding cows and crows would be one way to make cows more productive. The cows then will be able to fly. Hence they can make a low cost 2-3 seater aircraft.
Good,enlightening, thought provoking and simultaneously hilarious post idu , andre tappaagalla.
Genius. Both you and Harish.
He he, yaako "I get irritated when I see cows" odidre sikkapattte nagu baratte.
Low cost 2-3 seater aircraft idea tumba-ne channagide! Nodakkantu chanagiratte. Tale ettdaga yaaro moor jana hasu mele kootkond serious aagi haartiddre...
I hope, gentleman, in the coming articles, other venerable creatures will find mention.
ಹಸು: ನೀನಾರಿಗಾದೆಯೋ ಎಲೆ ಸ್ವರೂಪ... :-)
ಹುಲಿ: ಗುರ್ರ್...
hmmmmm
oops man, add more to it..u have missed the "classical animals"
1. The sheep
2. The dog
3. The pig.
You see these animals have also influenced humans too...Just observe in the office, party...etc
You can see ppl who are sheeps who just follow the heard. You see the faithful dogs, immeterial of their owner they remain faithful, it could be a NGO / evil corporate. Lastly the greedy Pig, a hell lotta them abusing money by buying aircrafts with silver fittings (So called directors for the dogs). This is also featured in Pinkfloyd Animals check the lyrics for it.
Idyaako continue-ne aagtilla.
ಸುಮ್ಸುಮ್ನೆ ಸಶೇಷ ಸೂಚನೆ ಬರೀಬಾರದು ಸ್ವರೂಪ.. ಮುಂದುವರೆಸು..
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